Funnies...

Things seen and heard around the house the past few weeks

A few weeks ago, Tyler spent all of Monday night vomiting all over his bed, this is the conversation that ensued...
Tyler: I got sickie and spit it out on my bed
Mommy (who witnessed the entire episode): It's ok baby, lets get you undressed. I'm going to turn on your light now. Close your eyes.
Tyler (After seeing the disaster on his bed): Mama, you better wake up daddy, we're going to need some help in here.

President Barack Obama spoke at University of Michigan commencement and it was the talk of the town and apparently they discussed it in school.
Tyler: Mama, did you know the President is coming to Ann Arbor?
Mommy: Yes, Tyler, I did. Daddy and I are going to hear him speak on Saturday.
Tyler: So you are going to get to see OOOOOOOOOOObama?
Mommy: Yes, I am.
Tyler: Be sure to say hi for me, ok?

Later on Saturday, there were helicopters everywhere and Tyler literally tried to follow the helicopters with his babysitter. He still talks about seeing Obama's helicopters.

After a particularly stressful interaction with Tyler
Tyler: Mama, are you frustrated?
Mommy: Yes, Tyler, I am.
Tyler: You shouldn't get frustrated, it's bad for your blood pressure
I have no clue where he heard this.

This is what I see when I come into the living room after taking out the garbage. Remi, sitting in the middle of the living room with a full bottle of white wine (unopened) tipped back, pretending to drink it. She sees me, puts down the wine, says, "aaahhhhh," and goes for another swig. By the time I had gotten the camera, she was on to something new. We've never had problems with Tyler and the liquor cabinet, but with Remi, that's the first thing she goes for on a daily basis! I am worried about the teenage years already.

Tyler brought home a wrapped mothers day gift that he had made at school.
Mommy: What is that Tyler, a gift?
Tyler: Yeah, it's something for the garden. I'm supposed to give it to you, but I'm going to wait and give it to daddy after he comes home from work.
Gotta love being a mom...

Tyler was tickling Remi's feet while she was in her high chair.
Tyler: Hey mama!
Mommy: Yeah
Tyler: Remi's feet stink just like yours! You match!
He then spends 10 minutes going back and forth between my feet and Remi's saying, "ooohhhh, stinky, stinky!" And holding his nose.